Archive | November, 2010

Canada Dry is my FAV!

8 Nov

If you are sick and come to work anyway, I would appreciate it if you just lie to me and tell me you feel like a million bucks. I do feel bad if you are behind on your work, or if you have no more personal time off, but that really isn’t my problem.  I am possibly the most SUPER paranoid person around when it comes to sickness and if you tell me that Ginger Ale just happens to be your favorite new soda, or that you are simply trying out a new green-tinted face moisturizer, I would really appreciate it. In the end, you will too. Because trust me, if I know you are sitting less that a foot away from me and are not acting in your normal rude, condesending way because you don’t feel good, I will go on nothing short of a WW3 rampage right in the office. So whip it back around and skedaddle right back home. Thanks.

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Little people, big stupid words

2 Nov

I really, really cannot stand when people use huge, ridiculous words when trying to sounds important and/or intelligent. In some cases, you can totally pull this off- like if you own Microsoft, or work for a dictionary company.  However, if I already know you and also already know that you are a big talker and really not that smart- PLEASE lay off the palaver (this means ’empty talk’ for you “smarties”)! Just because you throw around words with 19 syllabyls does not give you street-cred in the world of people who are smarter than you. Go grab a thesaurus and get back to talking at your normal 3rd grade level.

Thanks,

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