Archive | October, 2010

Crunch

14 Oct

My co-worker is currently crunching on something very, very loudly.  Thank God for cubicle walls. Sometimes I picture myself climbing over the top of said wall like an animal and grabbing the array of crunchy, “green”, organic foods from her grip and then crawling back to my side to dispose of them. Although, since she only eats things “from the earth”, with my luck, whatever I throw away will grow back ten fold in my trash can and come back to haunt me. In the meantime, I will continue to listen to my ipod and eat my jumbo size bag of Jolly Ranchers. Rock on, Red.